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  • peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

    I’m addicted to just saying shit

    (via jotaillustrator)

    • 5 months ago
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  • advosart:

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    Drink

    (via the-electric-manectric)

    • 3 hours ago
    • 1583 notes
  • shortgremlinman:

    fuckoe:

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    How could you miss the best part

    (via fujikos-gun)

    • 3 hours ago
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  • realpokemon:

    an edit of the "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" meme. instead of the hydrogen bomb, it says "HYDREIGON BOMB" and a hydreigon is layered over it. instead of the coughing baby, it says "KOFFING BABY [with a K]" and a koffing is layered over it.ALT

    (via kayatash)

    • 4 hours ago
    • 5149 notes
  • hera-the-wizard:

    hera-the-wizard:

    when observed, are you…

    a wave?

    a particle?

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    oh my god you’re so right

    (via naamahdarling)

    • 21 hours ago
    • 23166 notes
  • mechabutchzilla:

    mechabutchzilla:

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    And it was.

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    thank you for your service soldier o7

    • 22 hours ago
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  • butch-himbo-king:

    digitalbusker:

    butch-himbo-king:

    butch-himbo-king:

    butch-himbo-king:

    i told my mom about the “sorry about your bf” memes a week or so ago and she’s obsessed with them she loves your boyfriend so much she’s constantly putting him in crazy scenarios and absolutely loving it

    she had a dream last night that she was a waitress and she was pouring water into a girl’s cup for her and saw a bug in it and was like “oh no i’m so sorry there’s a bug in your water” and the girl was like “oh no it’s fine that’s just my boyfriend” and then picked him up by the back of his shirt and pulled him out of the water and he was coughing and sputtering

    she said the girl set him down on the table while my mom kept apologizing to her and she was just like “oh it’s fine it happens all the time he’ll dry off no worries”

    Hey so we told my mom about your boyfriend. Yeah she’s been putting him in scenarios and situations ever since. Yeah sorry she’s not been this into something in years, sorry.

    no bc she’s literally texting me abt your boyfriend from the church pew mid sermon she can’t get him off of her mind he’s like a little plaything to her

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    (via toboldlynerd)

    • 1 day ago
    • 58509 notes
  • tumblehcendrum:

    the-tide-is-out:

    OH MY &UCKING GOD!

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    Every time people’s ability to find the perfect recation pictures blows me out of the water. Which in this case would be very useful.

    (via mothmanismyuncle)

    • 1 day ago
    • 264806 notes
  • mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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    (via distillatoria)

    • 1 day ago
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  • venus-as-a-birl:

    venus-as-a-birl:

    For every modern trans girl who wishes she could return to the days of being a sumerian eunuch temple priestess, there was a sumerian eunuch temple priestess afflicted by an inexplicable desire to play the synthesizer. These were interpreted as prophetic visions

    Ive actually made myself kind of sad now contemplating the poor sumerian eunuch temple priestess having to make do with some sort of Flintstonian bone xylophone instead of a proper eurorack or 808

    (via koito-yuu)

    • 2 days ago
    • 16648 notes
  • hey-its-puddlesock:

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    Hatsune Miku visits her dying grandfather (IBM 704) in the hospital (2023 colorized)

    (via miamitu)

    • 2 days ago
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